Opie finally learns what it means to become a sex machine.
Mike Cheslik and I, former schoolmates, enjoy a drink at the oldest bar in our home state, Indiana. 45 minutes prior, we found out we were born in the same hospital (Methodist Hospital).
Spent $40 on ground beef and curly fries and I’ve been eating this twice a day for a week. I’ve just discovered what it feels like to be alive.
Can you give me the email address for Ralph Arlyk? I just finished Following Sean and it was really impactful. Thanks!
For sure! Sorry, Tumblr never advised me about your message, or else I’d have responded sooner. It’s firstname.lastname@example.org. So glad to hear you were moved by it. I continue to watch it regularly, myself.
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
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Have you disappeared?
I’m still here.
"Two Condoms Atop Vomit" by Stephen Dwyer